devaneiosmultiplos:

her pledge to him:

I will share the pizza. I will share the toastie. I will kiss the stoned silly smile. I will hug the fuck out of you. I will try the hardest not to squeeze your cheecks. sometimes I will fail. I will smell your hair. I will tease you with my eyes. I…

d0it4theratchetz:

gimmeahailsatan:

Tattoo needle slow motion.

Holy shit.

d0it4theratchetz:

gimmeahailsatan:

Tattoo needle slow motion.

Holy shit.

We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.
Kifah Shah (via lazyteen)

nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

There is no school equal to a decent home and no teacher equal to a virtuous parent.
Mahatma Gandhi (via purplebuddhaproject)

the-vashta-nerada:

  • hey bro
  • bro
  • broski
  • brosicle
  • broseidon, god of the brocean
  • brotato chip
  • brotein shake
  • brosef stalin
  • barack brobama
  • teddy brosevelt
  • don quibrote
  • adrien brody
  • gallilebro gallilei
  • napoleon bronaparte
  • brobo cop
  • leonardo dicapribro
  • broseph mengele
  • bro nye the…
bittersweetthoughtsofinsantity:

This brought out the lesbian in us all

bittersweetthoughtsofinsantity:

This brought out the lesbian in us all